vineri, 3 iulie 2015

A Dick of A HABit

While reading the climax
of Moby Dick
when the captain finally
confronts his nemesis
I turned page 589
and accidentally caught the whale
by the tail
and dropped it on the ground
thus serving a very consistent
meal to the cat.

As you can imagine
Captain Ahab was not very pleased
and after he cast upon me
all the pirate curses and insults
that he could remember
he stung my thumb
with his harpoon
and got drunk for the remaining
64 pages.

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